 Sticks Mozzarella Sticks
Nine of our baked
(not fried, so they're good for you!) mozzarella sticks lovingly accompanied by our hot and steamy Pie Hole pizza sauce.
7.99 Sticks de Cabrón
Twisted garlic + Parm sticks with a side of warm red Pie Hole pizza sauce and a blob of goat cheese. 7.99
Angry Pesto Sticks
Golden
pizza sticks baked with red sun-dried tomato pesto, crushed red pepper and Parm with a side of cool Ranch dipping sauce. 7.99
Envy Pesto Sticks
Crusty pizza sticks of green basil pesto and Parmesan with olive oil and parm for dipping. 7.99 Potato Sticks
Okay,
call them French Fries or "Freedom Fries" if you must, be somehow we had to incorporate the word "sticks."
Full pound of baked fries for 3.99 or a wimpy half pound for 1.99.
Tossed Salads
The Halsted Strip
“Main Drag” Salad
Roma tomatoes, sliced mushrooms, red onions and blue cheese crumbles in bed
with a huge pile of fresh Romaine lettuce. 7.99
Roscoe Side Street Side Salad
Fresh
Roma tomatoes, red onions and mushrooms on a bed of Romaine lettuce. 3.99
Hail Caesar Salad
Romaine lettuce. Parmesan.
Caesar dressing. 5.99
Add ¼ lb of Chicken for $2
Snuffle Greekupagus Salad
Lettuce. Kalamata olives. Red onions. Banana Peppers. Crumbly Feta cheese bits. Anchovies. Olive Oil & Balsamic Vinegar
7.99 Swallow
Soft
Fancy Schmancy Stuff
San
Pellegrino Aranciata or Limonata; IBC Root Beer, Diet Root Beer, Cream Soda or Black Cherry. Jones sodas, Banzai Energy Drink,
2.75
Fountain
Soda & Juice
Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Dr Pepper, Mountain Dew, 7-Up, Orange, Grape, Raspberry Tea, Lemonade,
Cranberry, 1.84 each + free refills whilst you eat.
Bottled Water
Flat for only 92¢ or bubbly for 1.84, or San Pellegrino
750 mL for six. Hard
Beer
Domestics: Bud Light, Miller Light 3.67
Imports: Blue Moon, Heiny, Corona, Amstel Light, Birra Moretti 4.59
Wine
Bottle of red or bottle of white 22.00
or enjoy by the glass 6.42
Liquor
Liquor? I hardly know ‘er! Ask the counter person to make your signature drink from our fine
selection of premier liquors.
Sugar, baby Home-Baked Chocolate Chip Cookies
Baked daily! Sorta like Granny used to make. Two
for 92 cents.
Made-to-Order Brownie
Bites
Yes, made to order! Hot and crispy on the outside, and gooey on the inside, and dusted
with powdered sugar. Three for 92 cents.
Toffee Pie
Dessert
pizza schmeared with sweet mascarpone cheese then baked with crumbled Heath bar and presented with chocolate drizzle. Mmmmmm,
gooey! 7.99
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14" Specialty Pizzas
10” pies are $5 cheaper. 18” pies are $5 more. You do
the math.
The Buff Chick
We all know someone who goes to Hooters "just for the wings," and Jessica Simpson
still wonders if buffalo can fly. Sweet Baby Ray's™
Buffalo Wing Sauce slathered onto our hand-tossed crust with 100% real seasoned chicken breast and freshly sliced red onions,
then baked with Grandé 100% natural mozzarella and rich Blue cheese crumbles. 19.99
White Party
Zesty Ranch sauce topped with our own home-baked chicken breast meat, thick-cut white mushrooms and garlic
and fresh mozzarella slices. 19.99
Miss Foozie's Signature Pie
She's a ham, and she calls everyone Pineapple... so it was only a matter of time.
Full 1/4 lb of Canadian bacon and Dole™ Pineapple
bits. 16.99
Barbie Q
Sweet Baby Ray’s™ award-winning tangy BBQ sauce caramelizes around
our own home-baked chicken breast, sweet red onions and Grandé 100% pure mozzarella and rich Gouda cheeses. Garnished
with fresh cilantro. 19.99 (Yummy: Add bacon for two bucks.)
Angry Pesto
We
kick the boring “sausage and mushroom” in the ‘Hole. Sun-dried tomato pesto sauce with crushed red
pepper flakes, sausage and thick-sliced ‘shrooms. Topped off and baked golden with Grandé Mozz and goat cheeses.
19.99
Envy
Pesto
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor’s pie. Green
basil pesto sauce with our own home-baked chicken breast, topped with our caramelized Spanish onions, Grandé 100% natural
Mozzarella and grated Parmesan. 19.99
Vegetizza
Not just
for the ladies. Green basil pesto sauce with fresh spinach, roasted red peppers and slices of Portabella mushrooms.
Topped with our Grandé™ 100% pure mozzarella and blobs of goat cheese. 19.99
Cinque Formaggi
Why stop at plain? Start
with our crispy crust, then Mozz + Feta + Gouda + Cheddar + Parm = 17.99
(Add chicken for two bucks. Yeah, baby, it’s
worth it.)
GBLT
The classic
BLT, with a twist. Our zesty Ranch sauce with loads of crispy bacon and ripe Roma tomato slices, baked golden with
rich Gouda cheese and then presented tableside with crispy lettuce. 19.99
Easy Caprese
Olive oil and fresh
garlic coat our signature crust, then baked golden and crispy with ripe Roma tomatoes and slices of fresh mozzarella. Garnished
after baking with fresh, aromatic basil leaves and a drizzle of extra virgin olive oil and Balsamic vinegar. 17.99
After School Special
In honor of all the good kids out there on the streets. Sausage and
marshmallows make a slightly sweet but so unbelievable pizza that we guarantee you’ll like it or we’ll tell you
you’re wrong and make you something else. (Well, unless delivered.) 16.99
Bad Date
Need a way out? Order this and you won’t have to kiss him good night. Zesty Ranch sauce with fresh garlic.
Layer extra sweet red and caramelized Spanish onions with anchovies and top off with mozzarella and blue cheese crumbles.
19.99
Do-It-Yourdamnself Pizzas
Single Slice
Big-ass slice of plain, made-to-order pizza with pizza sauce and Grande™
100% pure Mozz for 3.99. Tops: 50 cents each.
10 Inches
Dainty plain pie with Mozz and pizza sauce for one hungry or two lightweight eaters. 9.99 Each top or bottom is a buck.
14 Inches
Feeds 2-3 people nicely
for only 13.99. Pizza sauce and mozzarella, or choose tops and bottoms for two bucks each.
18 Inches
The big daddy. Mozz and pizza sauce on a huge 18-inch pie.
Nothing wimpy — feeds up to five people 17.99 Your choice of tops or bottoms: only three bucks each.
Tops
Cheeses
Grande™ 100% Natural Mozzarella and Provolone 50/50 Cheese Mix, Blue Cheese Crumbles, Cheddar, Feta, Gouda, Grande™
100% Natural Fresh Mozzarella, Goat Cheese, Parmesan
Mmmeats
Chicken, Crispy Bacon, Hamburger, Canadian Bacon, Pepperoni, Sausage, Anchovies*
Vegetation
Artichoke Hearts, Fresh
Basil,* Fresh Garlic,*
Fresh Lettuce,* Fresh
White Mushrooms, Portabello Mushrooms, Green Olives, Black Olives, Kalamata Olives, Fresh Red Onions, Caramelized Spanish
Onions, Green Peppers, Roasted Red Peppers, Jalapeño Peppers, Yellow Banana Peppers, Pineapple, Sauerkraut,* Fresh Spinach,
Roma Tomatoes, Sun-Dried Tomatoes, Mini Marshmallows
Bottoms
Pie
Hole Pizza Sauce, Sun-Dried Tomato Pesto Sauce, Green Basil Pesto Sauce, Sweet Baby Ray’s™ BBQ Sauce, Sweet Baby Ray’s™ Buffalo Wing Sauce, Ranch Dressing, Olive Oil*
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